Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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