in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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