The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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