She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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