Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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