Banned from zoo.
Again?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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