Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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