i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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