Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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