no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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