we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
My ass is underappreciated
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
