i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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