You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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