he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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