No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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