champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
be right there i have to get my cape
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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