I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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