Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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