we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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