look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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