I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I got inside last night via doggy door
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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