I wish i was in the wii world.
Do vagina's smell?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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