is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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