I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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