Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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