I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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