I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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