Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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