my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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