how can u be prego again
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
i think im in europe. pls send help
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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