Pregnant stripper...not hot.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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