My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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