I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
don't judge my taste in strippers
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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