think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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