I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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