sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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