If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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