can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
