I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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