That's intense
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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