No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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