Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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