and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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