Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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