bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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