i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Duck Duck Cougar?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I am one with the molecules
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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