you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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