I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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