But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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