Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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